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Things the Rum Tum Tugger Would Not Do
By Lendaline
- Tell me he dyes his ruff.
- Break down and go with Vicki(I do not see this happening, don't ask me why...)
- Go with Rumpelteazer(*Clears throat*)
- Have a crush on Jennyanydots(That's just...wrong, somehow.)
- Not beat Misto up when he tells me he dyes his ruff
- Change his name to Bob
- Change his name to Hobo Bob
- Lose to George W. Bush if he ran for president
- Run for president
- Break down and slap Ecty(darn!)
- Be a subdued housecat
- Walk around with a prn behind his ear
- Walk around eating a bag of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans(You have to be a Harry Potter Fan to understand this one)
- Stand there while I jumped on his head and exclaimed, "I'm a frog in tree, I'm a frog in a tree, can't see me, I'm a frog in a tree!"
