YKYLCTMW
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  • You sing in Tugger's range, even though you're a soprano so that you don't have to go about the trouble of switching notes over in Magical Mister Mistoffelees.  If you don't get this one, don't worry, I'm not even sure I do.
  • You speak in a cockney accent 70% of the time after seeing Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer.
  • You are in love with Jacob Brent.
  • You are in love with John Partridge.
  • You think John Partridge is the ONLY Tugger.
  • you are in love with Michael Gruber.
  • You are in love with Bryn Walters
  • You try to do Vicki's solo dance and fall flat on your furry butt.
  • You actually have a furry butt.
  • Not only do you have a furry butt, but a furry tail sprouts just above it.
  • You wear cat ears to school.
  • You claim that the ears are realy attatched to your head, nto a headband you put on.
  • You wear a pin on tail to school and clain the same thing.
  • You call your mom Demeter when she worries about you getting kidnapped while she's gone.
  • You hate milk, but you find yourself drinking more and more of it lately.
  • When you're offered cream, you sniff and sneer.
  • When you see a rose or a sunflower, you burst out in your awful accapello rendirion of Memory and can't hit the notes right.
  • When the kittens you're babysitting get bored, you burst into your awful accapello COCKNEY rendition of Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer, complete with loot bags.
  • You spend all your babysitting money on renting the CATS video even though you already own three copies, including two of the special commermerative edition.
  • If you're sick and can hardly sing, you are upset you can't be Jemima, but settle for singing MIsto and Tugger's parts and put more emphasis on your dancing.
  • When you put more emphasis on your dancing, you fall asleep in the middle of the stage, then claim that you wanted to take a cat-nap when your mom comes home and wakes you up.
  • You lick your lips whenever someone mentiosn rice pudding and claim you are Mistoffelees.
  • You can't stand Victoria in the Broadway production because she gets to sing memory and Jemima isn't even a character.
  • You're in love with Mistoffelees.
  • You call your canine teeth felines.
  • Half of the RPGs you moderate are CATS-related.
  • You make a YKYLCTMW list and are taking notes on this one, as well as other ones you see on the web.
  • You complain about your tail becoming a frozen fursicle when it gets cold.
  • You have changed your worst insult from "Dead rats on you" to "Dead pollicles on you."
  • You ARE a jellicle cat and there's nothing your Pollicle friends can do to change you.
  • You are insulted by being called a human instead of a cat.
  • When at McDonald's, you no longer say "I'll have a Big Mac", you now say "I'll have Macavity and fires, please."
  • You get pissed at your beloved St. Misto because he sings Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer on Broadway.
  • You think Misto can do no wrong, even flirt with another queen.
  • When Misto flirts with another queen, you don't get on his case, you get on the queen's, even if Misto started it.
  • The majority of these rules actually apply to you.